HERPTIL-HUMOR
Fra dyrebutikken
A cute little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you sell wittle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a thoft, wittle white wabbit or a fuwwy widdle bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabbit over there?"
The young girl in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon weally givths a thit."
Spørsmål og svar
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A: Because they had a crush on each other.
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A: A mega-bite.
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A: A feather boa.
Q: What is a snake's favorite dance?
A: The mamba!
Q: What do you call a polite snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent.
Q: What do you call a lizard that sits on the computer screen?
A: A monitor lizard.
Q: Why can't cobras do math?
A: Because they aren't adders.
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A: They always speak with a forked tongue.
Q: What kind of snake belongs on your windshield?
A: A viper.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake with a Lego set?
A: A boa constructor.